
The BerlinRomExpress is a train of thought. An imaginary train linking Southern and Northern Europe. A train I wish I could take as often as I please in order to link my favorite towns.
But this week the BerlinRomExpress would have been the vehicle of choice of so many a traveler grounded due to volcanic ashes.
My friend Rosi, stuck in Venice and bound to Berlin for a week’s holiday. The Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel, who took the bus from Rome to Bolzano on her way to Germany. The many friends and business contacts who are sending me messages from towns where they’re stranded, airports where they’re grounded and car rental agencies where they’re getting depressed.
We here at BerlinRomExpress have always been strong advocates of train transport within Europe. True, even during the snow storm which got half Europe frozen and stuck in stupor in January, quite a few TGV lost their nerve due to the icy temperature. But eventually train transport, even if slowed down, ferried back and forth thousands of airline grounded passengers.
Flying offers unbeatable speed on trips distant more than 2-hrs by plane. But a tight schedule of night trains crossing Europe is something we could use. A lounge carriage for food, drinks, socializing and news (avoiding neon lights and garish colors could be a plus). Well-lit and attended bee-hive carriages with Japanese-style horizontal pods stacked in 2 rows would provide leg-room, relaxed and safe naps and contact with the outside world with wi-fi connections.
In each carriage a vending machine would distribute hot beverages, snacks, warm oshi-boris and toiletries. Bathrooms located in front of the Dzejournaya-Conducteur cabin (Deutsche Bahn-style) would incentive civilized use of common facilities.
The positioning would be lower than a 1st-class cabin service, yet higher than those couchette nightmares. I know of many ladies who would consider traveling by night alone in this way. Not really the train of choice for the heavy spenders, but a viable alternative for many tourist and family transfers.
Pods may feel claustrophobic? I know nothing more claustrophobic than a giant flying toothpaste aluminium tube, shaken by a storm…and the odd nearby passenger snarling in your direction while slumbering.
Photo: Bombardier